"I'm a Woman trapped in a Man's Body"

Laughters all round the coffee table at Starbucks Paragon!

Cheese buns.

That was so malu-ating. One could easily just die from the sheer shame of saying her gender wrongly.

It was supposed to be "I'm a Man trapped in a Woman's body"!

The very sleep deprived Queen (that's yours truly), in a moment of of haste, just had to have another classic moment recorded down in bold print by my Gothic Jap Porn Star on her diary.

One day, I'll get my amazonian fingers on that little book of hers to destroy all incriminating evidence of my embarrassing kodak scenes.