Lonely Hearts
I ought to be excited. It's bright and sunny.
I should be happy. I am starting work at Coastes Sentosa.
Like I say, my life is all empty null and void.
What I need now most is a:
1) Permanent drinking buddy
2) Permanent fag buddy
3) Permanent make-out buddy
4) Solid friend
Options one, two and three can be the same person.
If you think you make the cut for any positions, email me at miryclay@singnet.com.sg or msn me at bum_freak@hotmail.com.
For position three, throw in a full-length photo of yourself and not a porn star. And preferrably top half naked.
Option 4 will requires ardous labour and a detailed resume.
It's gonna be a lonesome night drinking again.
Updated: Postions 1, 2 and 4 can be of any gender. Position 2, lesbian females or straight males please. Hur hur.
Updated: Position 1 to commence immediately, say tonight? Wah, this reeks of desperation. But what the heck? I need a drinking buddy. NOW. Please, no horny ji ko peks!
I should be happy. I am starting work at Coastes Sentosa.
Like I say, my life is all empty null and void.
What I need now most is a:
1) Permanent drinking buddy
2) Permanent fag buddy
3) Permanent make-out buddy
4) Solid friend
Options one, two and three can be the same person.
If you think you make the cut for any positions, email me at miryclay@singnet.com.sg or msn me at bum_freak@hotmail.com.
For position three, throw in a full-length photo of yourself and not a porn star. And preferrably top half naked.
Option 4 will requires ardous labour and a detailed resume.
It's gonna be a lonesome night drinking again.
Updated: Postions 1, 2 and 4 can be of any gender. Position 2, lesbian females or straight males please. Hur hur.
Updated: Position 1 to commence immediately, say tonight? Wah, this reeks of desperation. But what the heck? I need a drinking buddy. NOW. Please, no horny ji ko peks!
posted by Sheena at 10:44 AM
12 Comments:
wow! watcha doing in sentosa? it's a kinda nice but dead place... wanted to apply for position no. 1 but... too far away lah. :)
yeah what are you doing in sentosa? Coolness. I also want to hang there during the day.
I apply for drinking buddy can? Maybe solid friend?
i will just be horny buddy in mind and not in action!
hello girl can i be your fren? i might be chi ko but i am pek yet. :)
A permanent make-out buddy? I'm sure lots of guys will be up for that.
hmmm...
I can only apply for 1), 2) and 4). My fav gender of the moment is men. When I switch, then I'll apply for 3).
aiyah too bad you are in singapore...
im abit lost, can option 2 applies to straight guy?
i can apply for option 4.. do u mean drinking hot milk?
i wanna apply for position 1 :)
brown cow? vodka martini? tequila shots? beer? all's fine with me
hm~ i've got (1), dun need (2)... but could definitely do with a (3) who can double up as a (4).
maybe i could send u a resume...
sounds good?
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