fancy that?

i don't care much for flowery language when i blog.

i write not to impress (i have to during my o and a levels to show how zai i am to the examiners grading my english scripts ) but express how i feel.

simplicity of the english language is much better cos it spares me the headache of churning out proses or lovely proses that literature students so endear to.

say for eg, i need to shit!!!

compare this to i need to defecate, i need to take a dump, i need to excrete, i need to egest or even excuse me while i remove myself to the ladies?

plus it is less time consuming and also i do not wish for the feelings to pass me before i am done thinking of how to paint or structure a sentence beautifully